Sewer Shark Ps4

The game was actually a port of sorts, having originally been filmed and designed (along with Sewer Shark, another Digital Pictures FMV 'classic') for an unreleased console called the NEMO (which.

That was quick.Seems Chris has already posted his first review for his comeback. A 10 minute (hoo boy) look at Sewer Shark. At least it’s actually a bad game, and I’m surprised it’s not an NES title.Oh wait, it turns out that he’s not the Irate Gamer anymore. He’s actually Chris Neo. Yeah seems that name change on Twitter actually had a point. It’s the Chris Neo Show.

That is just dumb! Do you think you’re in the Matrix or something?Let’s look at the description. Seems the hiatus was due to raising a family and “etcetera”. Not going to mention the puppets?“Rebooted for 2018, the new flagship show of the channel, Chris Neo is a little bit of old with a little bit of new. Hope you enjoy. The show taking over this channel fro now on.” Yeah I can’t imagine it will be any different.

Nice typo.Below that he still has that moronic “Parapper the Rapper free” slogan, and below that is him saying “this is the Irate Gamer channel”. I thought this was Chris Tube now?

Impressive, even with your big comeback, you’re still lazy as fuck.Let’s begin.0:00 - 0:21: We open on Bores fake-playing while wearing those stupid neon glasses, then notices us. “HEY GAMERS” Why did that sound so forced?He explains that the show has “rebranded” and it will be “old mixed with new”.

So I imagine it will just be old and new games. Not much different then?0:21 - 0:30: We get our intro for the Chris Tube channel.

A decently animated space shoot-em-up sequence. Doesn’t really tell us anything but okay.0:31 - 1:09: Oh wow, he actually calls himself “Chris Neo”. He‘s still Bores (in more ways than one).He says he’s going to look at something on Sega CD because he neglected it.

“I have never reviewed one game for that system” SERIOUSLY? Not even a minute in and you got something wrong. You looked at Mighty Morphin Power Rangers on Sega CD. You know, the shitty FMV rhythm game? It was big finale to your terrible storyline!

This is going to be a long video.He notes how Sega CD owners couldn’t escape this game because it was bundled with the system. Technically true but it wasn’t until later. As Wikipedia puts it “ Sewer Shark is one of the first titles for the Sega CD and one of its best-selling games, leading Sega to eventually bundle it with Sega CD units.” Keyword being eventually.He puts the game in and then lowers his glasses as he starts.

Ditch the glasses, seriously.1:10 - 4:20: “The super cool start-up screen” Oh nooo he’s bringing over his Puppet Steve mannerisms! Hide the toys!“Boy that takes me back” There it is, the old “I’m totally a gamer guys” pandering. Been wanting to dust that one off huh Chris?He expresses surprise at seeing “A Hasbro Production” and how it’s “been so long that he forgot”.

Not going to mention why? The game was in development for a VHS console called the Control-Vision, but Hasbro cancelled it so Tom Zito and his company Digital Pictures made it a Sega CD game.“That’s the iconic opener” There is nothing “iconic” about Sewer Shark. It is not a game most people remember fondly.

You should look up what iconic means.He goes on about how “ground-breaking it was” and it’s likely the reason they packaged it. Also it technically isn’t the first game to have live-action FMVs, the Action Max from 1987, while a VCR console, had them first. Plus, Sewer Shark launched alongside Night Trap and two of those Make My Video games. Sega probably decided on Sewer Shark to bundle because it wasn’t controversial and it at least had gameplay (not good but it had it).Then a lot of nothing happens Chris makes a couple comments but just lets the intro play.“You’ve gotta love this intro” Do I? Because it’s really fucking cheesy, and not in a good way.“It has all that 1980’s campiness to it” Oh yeah, all that 80’s camp. Perfectly shown on the game’s release date of October 15th 1992!Okay the footage was produced in 1987, and it would have been nice if Chris pointed out the reason why it took five years to come out.points up to the Hasbro comment.Then Chris out of nowhere states that Ghost (the commanding officer that talks to you) reminds him of “the grandson from Mama’s Family”, and then shows a bit from that show’s theme song to compare. Oh yeah because your young fans are going to know what Mama’s Family is.

Does that even play on TV or stream on Netflix or Hulu? The most young people know about that show is from a joke on The Simpsons.Ghost gives him his nickname of Dog Meat, and Chris claims he’s been called worse. Huh, no lies detected in that one.More intro Catfish (the weird orb with googly eyes) shows up, Chris claims that he was brought in to appeal to kids. I don’t think this game appeals to anyone.“Hey it worked, because I was a kid when I played this game” No you weren’t you liar! You only just played this.4:21 - 6:28: FINALLY he gets to the game part of the game, and he tries to be self-aware and note that it took four minutes to get here. Being self-aware doesn’t change the fact this video is poorly paced.He compares the game to Captain EO and Star Wars.

Granted, at least there’s a tie to Star Wars here, the game’s effects were directed by John Dykstra, one of the founders of ILM and the lead effects director of the first Star Wars.He goes over control, how you need to follow the arrows on top of the screen. His delivery is really awkward, more than normal. “Miss too many of them and you’ll becomes.beat. SEWER PASTE.pause. splattered on the wall” Did you do this in one take?More explanation. Probably from a manual he found online.Comments that the backgrounds are like a Hanna-Barbara cartoon. How many times has he done this comparison?Then randomly edits in Huckleberry Hound.

Do kids even know who that is?More explanation not much to say.6:29 - 8:34: He gets to a part where he wants to pause. Wanting to address a pink door.It’s a barrier that indicates if you’re doing well. He wasn’t so he dies.“Aw fucknuts” Uh oh, here comes the demonetization police.Claims there’s no lives or continues (trying to confirm but I can’t find that info myself).

I know there’s a code to have continues but that’s not accessible until your rank goes up.He gets through the door, reaching the first cutscene with Robert Costanzo’s Stenchler. We get such riveting commentary from Chris like “Look at him eat, getting fat”. So poignant.“Now the further you get in the game, of course, the difficulty increases” It’s almost like it’s a video game. Seriously Chris?

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11 years and you’re still addressing that?He complains that the arrows no longer show up, and you can only advance through hints, as shown with a cutscene with Falco telling you “12, 3, 12”. I looked in the game’s manual and the numbers indicate directions like a clock. 12 means going up, 9 means left, 6 means down, and 3 means right. Meaning you go up, right and up. Chris complains because he has to write it down and he can’t find a pencil.Eventually he dies at a pink door, and notes this was as far as he could get.

Then why is there still time in the video?8:34 - 10:08: And now it’s time for “Footage taken from someone else’s channel without giving any credit at all!” What fun! It looks really terrible too.He summarizes the end of the game. Claiming they murder the boss. Uhh not really, they just put him in an inner tube and roll him into the ocean.

You do know what “deep six” means right?Takes the game out, says it’s “super hard but super nostalgic” (stop), and that he has more to talk about for another video because it will get “long in the tooth”. Longer than 10 minutes? Oh please no.He gives his “Game On” and then the room darkens to only show his glasses. Seriously.Well it wasn’t really cringey. Just so damn boring. Could have taken that time to do some research instead of the RIVETING commentary you were providing. So is “boring” going to be the standard?

More boring I mean?That’s all for me. I’m going to watch Spoony’s video on this game, from back when he was actually good and not a dumpster fire. This may actually be even worse than his old reviews. At least back during his 'peak' he acted like he had SOME idea of what he was doing, but this is fuckin' bottom of the barrel in terms of effort. He kept on stuttering and messing up his lines, his jokes and references are even more painful, and like you said, it's ridiculously obvious that he just stole the ending's footage from someone else.

(Either that or he used an emulator, either one is plausible with him.)My biggest gripe is that he blew more than a THIRD of the video just mindlessly talking over the entire intro, loading screen and all. Sometimes he wasn't even doing that much. A competent reviewer wouldn't have spent more than 30 seconds on that bullshit. I guarantee you that if you trimmed the fat from this video, it would be 3 minutes max. I didn't think Chris could lower the bar more than he already has, but fuck, he found a way.Keep 'em coming, BatDan, your coverage is the only good thing that can come from his new wave of bullshit now. One thing I always wondered. Why was Irate Gamer the one AVGN knock-off who became extremely infamous?

Weren't there a lot of crappie reviewers back in the day that had the exact same problems as IG? (terrible reviews, terrible jokes, terrible acting) Why was IG the one 'reviewer' who became infamous? Is it because he's the only one who gained a fanbase and became a YouTube partner?I've seen Game Dude and I honestly think he's WAY worse than Chris has ever been.

(at least in terms og game reviews). I think it has to do with his interactions.When you accused Game Dude of ripping off AVGN, he'd respond with how big of a fan of AVGN he was, and maybe even claim that they were friends.When you accuse Bores of ripping off AVGN, he claims that AVGN ripped him off and tells you to shove a cactus up your ass, and blocks you. If you tell him that he got facts wrong on his video, he tells you he's right and the rest of the internet is wrong, then blocks you. When you take your opinions to a forum where he doesn't have the power to block you, he shows up in a sock puppet account accusing you of having psychological issues, being a devil worshipper, and being a potential mass murderer.' Delusional and creepy' vs 'Delusional, creepy, close-minded, offensive, aggressive ', the latter is going to invite more ongoing criticism. Thank God because the skits are terrible and made me want to watch NC less in the first place. I mean, having a 45 minute review where only 15 minutes is the actual review and the remaining 30 is Doug running around acting like a total jackass shouting “LOOK AT ME!

I’M FUNNY!!” The worst of course is his sceneless reviews, worse of which was his Hocus Pocus review. After him prancing around dressed like Winifred Sanderson, I was like “Yeah whatever, get to the actual review”, but five minutes pass by with no footage; just Doug, Tamara and some other chick dressed as the Sanderson Sisters acting wacky while poorly trying to recreate scenes from the movie in a parody way, and I was like “they’re.not going to do an actual review are they?”.

Several media reviewers thought Sewer Shark was awesome at the time.GamePro: 'Sewer Shark is an awesome hybrid of hot shoot-em-up video game action and state-of-the-art CD graphics with an incredibly intense soundtrack and explosive sound effects. You'll be torn between wanting to sit back and watch the movie-like action and wanting to grab the controls and zip through the tubes to gun down sewer vermin. A perfect introduction to CD power gaming, Sewer Shark is a maneater!' Paul at Sega Force: 'All in all, Sewer Shark gets my vote for Game of the Year. Freggers hack. With loads of digitized scenes and loads of frantic action, it's an instant winner and yet another reason to buy a Mega-CD.

It adds a whole new dimension to your Mega Drive and another 20 hours a week to your gameplaying time table. Martin Alessi of EGM: However, color aside, Sega has taken actual footage and made a spectacular playing game. The action literally flies by and really keeps a player on his toes. Very challenging and must be seen!'

Ade at sega Force:SEGA FORCE #1791% out of 100%'Yep! For the first time in ages, folks, I'm totally gobsmacked!

Sewer Shark is absolutely awesome! It's a superb combination of shoot-'em-up action and stunning CD graphics. I'll tell you now, you'll be so impressed with Sewer Shark. This is yet another game to convince me that Mega-CD's the machine to buy.

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